August 2011
1 post
Lovely spam, wonderful spam: SELF ESTEEM TEST... →
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pointlesswhimsy:
covertpervertstalkershrine:
padaboner:
teammoose:
wellitsnotgoingtosuckitself:
profoundboners:
koinuaichii:
motherfucking-mages:
sander-cohen:
notaspy:
hollywood-treasure:
mandyquesadilla:
kohikki:
bliindprofiit2:
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68/100
lower than I thought???
92/100. Awww yeah.
16/100. Gonna pretend to be surprised for a minute,...
July 2011
2 posts
The Frenemy.: Let Go →
thefrenemy:
of:
people who don’t call you, the t-shirt from the ex, the insecurities about the way you dance, or sing, the shoes you’ve had in your closet for 6 years and are so raggedy but they still fit, that nagging feeling you’ll die alone.
that one time somebody called you ugly, that one time you got…
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
3 posts
March 2011
4 posts
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk →
tumblrisforlulz:
robonmyknob:
victoriamonserrath:
(The short story that has made over 70 people faint)
This short story is gory as fuck and so epic. God I love Palahniuk so much. Favorite Author by miles. MILES.
DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK
I remember a few years ago I made my mum read this story. I’m pretty sure she still hasn’t forgiven me.
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing,...
LOL.
February 2011
7 posts
Extra-Ordinary: I do a lot of silly things. →
vki:
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Flying to Oxford tomorrow. It seems like I’m finally getting my hands on a guy I was really, really in love with when I was 14 and he was 15 and way too cool for me. He used to be bald, has hair now (lots!) and is still quite cool.
Oh dear. This can only end well.
You do tend to forget that I’m an internet savvy indie kid, it was inevitable. You can’t keep...
I do a lot of silly things.
etcblahblah:
Flying to Oxford tomorrow. It seems like I’m finally getting my hands on a guy I was really, really in love with when I was 14 and he was 15 and way too cool for me. He used to be bald, has hair now (lots!) and is still quite cool.
Oh dear. This can only end well.
You really need to stop doing things like this on a whim. Mainly because if you’re going to be in the same...
etcblahblah:
Becoming a lesbian, brb.
YES.
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
10 posts
Researchers from York University found that people...
ohyeahfacts:
(via)
Sounds about right.
I had this actual conversation with a friend...
Him: I saw someone that looked really like your mum the other day.
Me: Oh really? You sure it wasn't her?
Him: No it definitely wasn't her.
Me: How do you know?
Him: It definitely wasn't.
Me: Where did you see her?
Him: Er.. in a film... on the internet... =/
Me: ...oh.
August 2010
11 posts
Nearly 40 percent of the internet is porn.
ohyeahfacts:
After porn, the next four content types are shopping (9 percent), travel (5.7), computing (4.2) and sports (4.2).
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No way?!
“She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn’t find...”
– Texts From Last Night
2 tags
Dear recruiters,
Calling prospective candidates “snobby” and “ignorant” is not the best way to get people to want to work for you.
From,
Me
1 tag
June 2010
4 posts
LOL, how long have we not had tumblarity? How did I not notice it had gone?
May 2010
8 posts
2 tags